Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you took all the students that felt \ | asleep in class and laid them end to | | end, they'd be a lot more comfortable. | | | \ -- "Graffiti in the Big Ten" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;