Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / > Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ \ | user-friendly. It is not | | ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly. | | | \ -- Seen somewhere on the net / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;