Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Way \ | | | The Way that can be experienced is not | | true; The world that can be constructed | | is not real. The Way manifests all that | | happens and may happen; The world | | represents all that exists and may | | exist. To experience without | | abstraction is to sense the world; To | | experience with abstraction is to know | | the world. These two experiences are | | indistinguishable; Their construction | | differs but their effect is the same. | | Beyond the gate of experience flows the | | Way, Which is ever greater and more | | subtle than the world. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;