Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Moore's Constant: \ | | | Everybody sets out to do something, and | | everybody | | | | does something, but no one does what he | \ sets out to do. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;