Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Everything you've learned in school as \ | "obvious" becomes less and less obvious | | as you begin to study the universe. For | | example, there are no solids in the | | universe. There's not even a suggestion | | of a solid. There are no absolute | | continuums. There are no surfaces. | | There are no straight lines. | | | \ -- R. Buckminster Fuller / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;