Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you are shooting under 80 you are \ | neglecting your business; over 80 you | | are neglecting your golf. | | | \ -- Walter Hagen / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;