Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / You can prove anything by mentioning \ | another computer language. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199706242038.NAA29853@wall.org> / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;