Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Suffocating together ... would create \ | heroic camaraderie. | | | | -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", | \ stardate 3142.8 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;