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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ optimist, n.:                           \
|                                         |
| A proponent of the belief that black is |
| white.                                  |
|                                         |
| A pessimist asked God for relief.       |
|                                         |
| "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope   |
| and cheerfulness," said God.            |
|                                         |
| "No," replied the petitioner, "I wish   |
| you to create something that would      |
| justify them."                          |
|                                         |
| "The world is all created," said God,   |
| "but you have overlooked something --   |
| the mortality of the optimist."         |
|                                         |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's         |
\ Dictionary"                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;