Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The problem with engineers is that \ | they tend to cheat in order to get | | results. | | | | The problem with mathematicians is that | | they tend to work on toy problems in | | order to get results. | | | | The problem with program verifiers is | | that they tend to cheat at toy problems | \ in order to get results. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;