Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I managed to say, "Sorry," and no \ | more. I knew that he disliked me to | | cry. | | | | This time he said, watching me, "On | | some occasions it is better to weep." | | | | I put my head down on the table and | | sobbed, "If only she could come back; I | | would be nice." | | | | Francis said, "You gave her great | | pleasure always." | | | | "Oh, not enough." | | | | "Nobody can give anybody enough." | | | | "Not ever?" | | | | "No, not ever. But one must go on | | trying." | | | | "And doesn't one ever value people | | until they are gone?" | | | | "Rarely," said Francis. I went on | | weeping; I saw how little I had valued | | him; how little I had valued anything | | that was mine. | | | | -- Pamela Frankau, "The Duchess and the | \ Smugs" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;