Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Benny Hill: Would you like a peanut? \ | Girl: No, thank you, I don't want to be | | under obligation. Benny Hill: You won't | | be under obligation for a peanut. | | | | It's not as if it were a chocolate bar | \ or something. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;