Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The typical page layout program is \ | nothing more than an electronic light | | table for cutting and pasting | \ documents. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;