Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There has been a little distress \ | selling on the stock exchange. | | | | -- Thomas W. Lamont, October 29, 1929 | \ (Black Tuesday) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;