Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Why I Can't Go Out With You: \ | | | I'd LOVE to, but... | | | | -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly | | Rutabaga meeting. | | | | -- I promised to help a friend fold | | road maps. | | | | -- I've been scheduled for a karma | | transplant. | | | | -- I'm staying home to work on my | | cottage cheese sculpture. | | | | -- It's my parakeet's bowling night. | | | | -- I'm building a plant from a kit. | | | | -- There's a disturbance in the Force. | | | | -- I'm doing door-to-door collecting | | for static cling. | | | | -- I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. | | | \ -- My crayons all melted together. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;