Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Technological progress has merely \ | provided us with more efficient means | | for going backwards. | | | \ -- Aldous Huxley / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;