Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "The hands that help are better far \ | than the lips that pray." | | | \ -- Robert G. Ingersoll / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;