Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is right that he too should have his \ | little chronicle, his memories, his | | reason, and be able to recognize the | | good in the bad, the bad in the worst, | | and so grow gently old all down the | | unchanging days and die one day like | | any other day, only shorter. | | | \ -- Samuel Beckett, "Malone Dies" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;