Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What's the difference between the \ | 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the 80's, | | a man walks into a drugstore and states | | loudly, "I'd | | | | like some condoms," and then, leaning | | over the counter, whispers, | | | \ "and some cigarettes." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;