Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Playing an unamplified electric guitar \ | is like strumming on a picnic table. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "The Snake" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;