Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /"Yes, your honour, I have RSA \ | encryption code tattood on my | | | \ penis. Shall I show the jury?" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;