Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The buffalo isn't as dangerous as \ | everyone makes him out to be. | | Statistics prove that in the United | | States more Americans are killed in | | automobile accidents than are killed by | | buffalo. | | | \ -- Art Buchwald / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;