Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / vuja de: \ | | | The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* | \ been in this situation before. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;