Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, some take delight in the \ | carriages a-rolling, And some take | | delight in the hurling and the bowling, | | But I take delight in the juice of the | | barley, And courting pretty fair maids | \ in the morning bright and early. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;