Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To a New Yorker, the only California \ | houses on the market for less than a | | million dollars are those on fire. | | These generally go for six hundred | | thousand. | | | | -- From "East vs. West: The War Between | \ the Coasts / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;