Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / yo-yo, n.: \ | | | Something that is occasionally up but | | normally down. | | | \ (see also Computer). / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;