Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I lay my head on the railroad tracks, \ | Waitin' for the double E. The railroad | | don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful | | me. [chorus] | | | | Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful | | me. | | | | These young girls won't let me be, | | | | Lord have mercy on me! | | | | Woe is me! | | | | Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood, | | Well, I ain't naming names. But she | | really worked me over good, She was | | just like Jesse James. She really | | worked me over good, She was a credit | | to her gender. She put me through some | | changes, boy, Sort of like a Waring | | blender. [chorus] | | | | I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar, She | | asked me if I'd beat her. She took me | | back to the Hyatt House, I don't want | | to talk about it. [chorus] | | | \ -- Warren Zevon, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;