Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Do not use that foreign word "ideals". \ | We have that excellent native word | | "lies". | | | \ -- Henrik Ibsen, "The Wild Duck" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;