Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its \ | teaching should, therefore, be regarded | | as a criminal offence. | | | | -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, | \ Volume 17, Number 5 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;