Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "I have more information in one place \ | than anybody in the world." | | | | -- Jerry Pournelle, an absurd notion, | \ apparently about the BIX BBS / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;