Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Life would be much simpler and things \ | would get done much faster if it | | weren't for other people" | | | \ -- Blore / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;