Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A "critic" is a man who creates nothing \ | and thereby feels qualified to judge | | the work of creative men. There is | | logic in this; he is unbiased -- he | | hates all creative people equally. | | | \ -- Robert Heinlein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;