Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / brain, v: [as in "to brain"] \ | | | To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; | | to dispel a source | | | | of error in an opponent. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;