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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  While the engineer developed his       \
| thesis, the director leaned over to his |
| assistant and whispered, "Did you ever  |
| hear of why the sea is salt?"           |
|                                         |
| "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back   |
| the assistant. "What do you mean?"      |
|                                         |
| The director continued: "When I was a   |
| little kid, I heard the story of `Why   |
| the sea is salt' many times, but I      |
| never thought it important until just a |
| moment ago. It's something like this:   |
| Formerly the sea was fresh water and    |
| salt was rare and expensive. A miller   |
| received from a wizard a wonderful      |
| machine that just ground salt out of    |
| itself all day long. At first the       |
| miller thought himself the most         |
| fortunate man in the world, but soon    |
| all the villages had salt to last them  |
| for centuries and still the machine     |
| kept on grinding more salt. The miller  |
| had to move out of his house, he had to |
| move off his acres. At last he          |
| determined that he would sink the       |
| machine in the sea and be rid of it.    |
| But the mill ground so fast that boat   |
| and miller and machine were sunk        |
| together, and down below, the mill      |
| still went on grinding and that's why   |
| the sea is salt."                       |
|                                         |
| "I don't get you," said the assistant.  |
|                                         |
\ -- Guy Endore, "Men of Iron"            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;