Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Hildebrant's Principle: \ | | | If you don't know where you are going, | \ any road will get you there. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;