Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________ / What do you give a man who has \ | everything? Penicillin. | | | \ -- Jerry Lester / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;