Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / He who despises himself nevertheless \ | esteems himself as a self-despiser. | | | \ -- Friedrich Nietzsche / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;