Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / No matter whether th' constitution \ | follows th' flag or not, th' supreme | | court follows th' iliction returns. | | | \ -- Mr. Dooley / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;