Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / He has shown you, o man, what is good. \ | And what does the Lord ask of you, but | | to do justice, and to love kindness, | \ and to walk humbly before your God? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;