Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Killing is stupid; useless! \ | | | -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", | \ stardate 4211.8 / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;