Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Flying is the second greatest feeling \ | you can have. The greatest feeling? | | Landing... Landing is the greatest | \ feeling you can have. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;