Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A disciple of another sect once came \ | to Drescher as he was eating his | | morning meal. "I would like to give you | | this personality test", said the | | outsider, "because I want you to be | | happy." | | | | Drescher took the paper that was | | offered him and put it into the toaster | | -- "I wish the toaster to be happy | \ too". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;