Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot \ | brandy out of your navel. Jaka: Look, | | Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... | | something Cerebus: If Cerebus had a | | navel, would you lick apricot brandy | | out of it? Jaka: Ugh! Cerebus: You | | don't like apricot brandy? | | | \ -- Cerebus #6, "The Secret" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;