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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ If you have received a letter inviting  \
| you to speak at the dedication of a new |
| cat hospital, and you hate cats, your   |
| reply, declining the invitation, does   |
| not necessarily have to cover the full  |
| range of your emotions. You must make   |
| it clear that you will not attend, but  |
| you do not have to let fly at cats. The |
| writer of the letter asked a civil      |
| question; attack cats, then, only if    |
| you can do so with good humor, good     |
| taste, and in such a way that your      |
| answer will be courteous as well as     |
| responsive. Since you are out of        |
| sympathy with cats, you may quite       |
| properly give this as a reason for not  |
| appearing at the dedication ceremonies  |
| of a cat hospital. But bear in mind     |
| that your opinion of cats was not       |
| sought, only your services as a         |
| speaker. Try to keep things straight.   |
|                                         |
| -- Strunk and White, "The Elements of   |
\ Style"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;