Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton \ | fields Sold in a market down in New | | Orleans Scarred old slaver knows he's | | doing alright Hear him whip the women, | | just around midnight | | | | Ah, brown sugar how come you taste so | | good? Ah, brown sugar just like a young | | girl should | | | | Drums beating cold English blood runs | | hot Lady of the house wonderin' where | | it's gonna stop House boy knows that | | he's doing alright You should a heard | | him just around midnight. ... I bet | | your mama was tent show queen And all | | her girlfriends were sweet sixteen I'm | | no school boy but I know what I like | | You should have heard me just around | | midnight. | | | \ -- Rolling Stones, "Brown Sugar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;