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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \
| yourself unsure as to what to say in    |
| those awkward situations? Worry no      |
| more...                                 |
|                                         |
| When are you going to grow up?          |
|                                         |
| I'm only doing this for your own good.  |
|                                         |
| Why are you crying? Stop crying, or     |
| I'll give you something to              |
|                                         |
| cry about.                              |
|                                         |
| What's wrong with you?                  |
|                                         |
| Someday you'll thank me for this.       |
|                                         |
| You'd lose your head if it weren't      |
| attached.                               |
|                                         |
| Don't you have any sense at all?        |
|                                         |
| If you keep sucking your thumb, it'll   |
| fall off.                               |
|                                         |
| Why? Because I said so.                 |
|                                         |
| I hope you have a kid just like         |
\ yourself.                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;