Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When a place gets crowded enough to \ | require ID's, social collapse is not | | far away. It is time to go elsewhere. | | The best thing about space travel is | | that it made it possible to go | | elsewhere. | | | | -- R. A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For | \ Love" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;