Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Fortune: You will be attacked next \ | Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai | | sword wielding purple fish glued to | | Harley-Davidson motorcycles. | | | | Oh, and have a nice day! | | | \ -- Bryce Nesbitt '84 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;