Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / 7,140 pounds on the Sun \ | | | 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars | | | | 255 pounds on Earth | | | | 232 pounds on Venus or Uranus | | | | 43 pounds on the Moon | | | | 648 pounds on Jupiter | | | | 275 pounds on Saturn | | | | 303 pounds on Neptune | | | | 13 pounds on Pluto | | | | -- How much Elvis Presley would weigh | | at various places | | | \ in the solar system. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;