Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A new koan: \ | | | If you have some ice cream, I will give | | it to you. | | | | If you have no ice cream, I will take | | it away from you. It is an ice cream | \ koan. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;